Happy Paddy's Day!

What it means to be Irish!

1. You will never play professional basketball.
2. You swear very well.
3. You think you sing very well.
4. You don’t know the words, but you still sing.
5. What you lack in talent, you make up for in frequency.
6. You have no idea how to make a long story short.
7. There isn’t a big difference between losing your temper and actually killing someone.
8. Many of your meals are boiled.
9. You have never hit your head on the ceiling.
10. You are strangely poetic after a few beers.
11. Someone in your family is generous. It is most likely you.
12. You can’t wait for the other guy to stop talking before you start.
13. You are not near as funny as you think you are.
14. There wasn’t a huge difference between your last wake and your last party.
15. You are genetically incapable of keeping a secret.
16. You have Irish Alzheimer’s-you forget everything but grudges.
17. You know “Irish Stew” is a euphemism for “boiled leftovers”.
18. You skin only tans in spots.
19. Common cold remedies often include a form of whiskey.
20. No one leaves a family party without saying goodbye for 45 minutes.

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